Hello World, take 4!

After being nuked for (the last damn time) unknown reasons, this site is officially back up and running.

Spammers and asshats beware: I got your number. You won’t mess with this site again! May you be cursed with unstoppable diarrhea!

To everyone else: Stay tuned! I can’t recover what was lost when this site went down, but I can certainly add new stuff. Check back often :)